MAIN RIFF I------------------------------------------- I------------------------------------------- I-2/4-4-4/6-4-2-2--4/6-6-6-6-6-2/4---------- I------------------------------------------- I------------------------------------------- I------------------------------------------- RIFF 2 I------------------------------------------- I------------------------------------------- I--------------------------1---------------- I--0H2-2--0H2-2------------2---------------- I---------------0H2P0------2---------------- I------------------------------------------- intro : E, D ,A, E X4 (PALM MUTED VERSE) E D Winter gettin colder, summer gettin warmer. A E Tidal wave comin cross the Mexican border. E D Why buy a gallon, its cheaper by the barrel. A (RIFF 2) Just dont be busted singin Christmas carols. E D Thats us, Thats right A D A Gotta love this American ride. E D Both ends of the ozone burnin. A E A Funny how the world keeps turnin. E D Look ma, no hands. A E D A I love this American ride. D E D A Gotta love this American ride. E D Momma gets her rocks off watchin Desperate Housewives. A E Daddy works his can off payin for the good life. E D Kids on the YouTube learnin how to be cool. A (RIFF 2) Livin in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl. E D Thats us, Thats right A D A Gotta love this American ride. E D Both ends of the ozone burnin. A E A Funny how the world keeps turnin. E D Look ma, no hands. A E D A I love this American ride. D E D A GOTTA LOVE THIS AMERICAN RIDE E, D, A , E X 2 (WITH SOLO) B Poor little infamous America's town. A E She gained five pounds and lost her crown. B Quick fix plastic surgical antidote. A (RIFF 2) Got herself a record, cant even sing a note. E D Plasma gettin bigger, Jesus gettin smaller. A E Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars. E D Customs caught a thug with an aerosol can. A (RIFF 2) If the shoe don't fit, the fit's gonna hit the shan. E D Thats us, Thats right A D A Gotta love this American ride. E D Both ends of the ozone burnin. A E A Funny how the world keeps turnin. E D Look ma, no hands. A E D A I love this American ride. D E D A GOTTA LOVE THIS AMERICAN RIDE E D A E na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na........... nanananananana