Jean [grmad@juno.com] requested this song. This is the way I remember it. I believe Claude King recorded it, but it may have been Claude Gray (I always get them confused). If anyone needs an explanation of the Nashville Numbering System, email me. - Tom IF I EVER NEED A LADY Recorded by: Claude King (or Claude Gray?) Submitted by: Thomas Rivers [tipper194@juno.com] (Verse 1) YOU DON'T SMOKE AND YOU DON'T SWEAR YOU WOULDN'T DO WRONG ON A DARE AND A GOOD GIRL JUST CAN'T CHASE AWAY MY BLUES I'M OUT FIGHTING LONELINESS DATING GIRLS I KNOW WILL KISS BUT IF I EVER NEED A LADY, I'LL CALL YOU (Chorus) YOU DRINK COKE, AND I DRINK WINE YOU DON'T STAY OUT AFTER NINE AND THAT'S WHEN I'M GETTING UP, TO LACE MY SHOES SO DON'T CRY, WHEN YOU SEE - PAINTED WOMEN OUT WITH ME 'CAUSE IF I EVER NEED A LADY, I'LL CALL YOU.(Verse 2) CHECK INSIDE YOUR SWEET HEART IT'S SO PURE WHERE MINE IS DARK AND AN ANGEL IS THE ONE THING I DON'T NEED I NEED GIRLS OF THE NIGHT, ALL AGLOW IN NEON LIGHTS BUT IF I EVER NEED A LADY, I'LL CALL YOU. (Verses) 1 1 57 57 57 57 1 1 1 1 57 57 57 57 1 1 (Chorus) 4 4 1 1 57 57 1 1 4 4 1 1 57 57 1 1