(Casey Beathard / Kerry Kurt Phillips) D I thought that was your voice, and I thought that was my car. No we ain’t never met before, but I know who you are. G You’re livin’ in my house, and I’m livin’ in a tent. D Don’t laugh this second job of mine is payin’ both our rents. A You’re out here buyin’ happy meals and I’m eatin’ rice and pintos. G If you so much as crack a smile man A I’ll come through this here window. CHORUS G Man you took my wife, and you took my kids D And you took that life that I used to live. A My pride, the pool, the boat, my tools, my dreams, the dog, the cat G Yeah I think that’s everything. Oh yeah, I almost forgot A D Do you want fries with that. D Yeah your ketchup’s in the bag, and her check is in the mail. Now I hope your chicken’s raw inside, and I hope your bun is stale. G Now I’m supposed to tell you please come back, but how ‘bout this instead D I hope you both choke on a pickle, man that would tickle me to death. A I don’t know what you’re waitin’ on. You’re holdin’ up the line. G No you ain’t got no change comin’ back. A Are you out of your mind. CHORUS X 2