Capo 3 (E5) I gave up pamento cheese Domino's delivery Whiskey sours Apple pies Finger-lickin' chicken fried Are (B5) gastronomic history I (E5) used to like them scary shows But I gave 'em up a while ago Don't do no death-defyin' Rollercoster ridin' (B5) Now days I just take it slow Ever (C) since we started datin' (D) I been compensating To (C) keep from gettin' up To (D) heaven any quicker 'Cause, she's (A5) hard on the ticker (E5) Hard on the ticker The (D5) girl is such a hazard that she (A5) oughta have a sticker Sayin' (E5) hard on the ticker Now, (E5) when she wiggles through my door My chin gets heavy hits the floor Silky hair, scarlet lips Swingin' double-jointed hips My (B5) blood begins to roar And (E5) when she nibbles on me ear It's partly pleasure, partly fear Little dab is all it takes To get my heart a palpatatin' (B5) Feelin' like the end is near I (C) oughta get a policy Of (D) double indemnity It'd (C) make my beneficiary A (D) whole lot richer 'Cause, she's (A5) hard on the ticker (E5) Hard on the ticker The (D5) girl is such a hazard that she (A5) oughta have a sticker Sayin' (E5) hard on the ticker Solo I (C) oughta get a policy Of (D) double indemnity It'd (C) make my beneficiary A (D) whole lot richer 'Cause, she's (A5) hard on the ticker (E5) Hard on the ticker The (D5) girl is such a hazard that she (A5) oughta have a sticker Sayin' (E5) hard on the ticker Fade and end Chords: E5 02xxxx A5 x02xxx B5 x24xxx C x32010 D xx0232