BETTER STORIES Craig Morgan 12:11 AM 1/27/2012 Intro: (F) (F) (F) (F) (C) (C) (C) (C) (F) (F) If you (F) never hit a cow at 3 a.m. In a borrowed Oldsmob(C)ile Played cards all night in the county jail With the one arm man name (F) Phil If you (Bb) never cannon ballled off the (F) fifth floor rail Into a (C) pool at the Holiday (F) Inn 'Cause it was (Bb) Panama City, you were (F) drunk and she was pretty The (G) paramedics gave you a (C) prefect ten And (F) when we're old and rocking on the porch Re-living all our gl(C)ory You might have a few less scars But I'll have better (F) stories If you never been bitten by a snake in a church While you sang "Amazing Grace" If you never had to bribe a border guard To overlook that one suitcase If you never hustled pool in a biker bar And had an eight ball break your nose Then hit the first Harley with the front of your truck Just to watch them all fall like dominoes Repeat Chorus If you've (Bb) never been banned from a (F) Taco Bell If you (Bb) didn't fry your nest (F) egg If you've (Bb) never had a doctor say (F) "what the hell?" As a (G) little night nurse climbed (C) out of your bed Repeat Chorus (C) You might have both brain cells left But I'll have better (F) stories I don't even know where half these scars came from Somebody remembers though I can't, do you? I know this one right here was from that jump across that car On that bicycle, you dared me, I did it Girls do love scars