Artist: Brad Paisley
Intro: A D A E A
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36 32 boot cut with a Skoal ring
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Grease stains bleach spots and a hole in the knee
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You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders
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And she'll just have to realize you'll do as you damn well please
A
You wear the pants
D
Buddy good for you
E
I'm so impressed
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Yeah, whoopty-doo
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You need to know
D
That ain't how it works
A
It's not who wears the pants,
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It's who wears the skirt
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In the top drawer, of her dresser, there's some panties
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Go try on that purple pair, with the lacy frill
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With your big old thighs, I bet you can't get in 'em
B7 E
And with that attitude of yours, hell, I bet you never will
A
But you wear the pants
D
Buddy good for you
E
I'm so impressed
A
Yeah, whoopty-doo
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You need to know
D
That ain't how it works
A
It's not who wears the pants,
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It's who wears the skirt
A D E A E A D A E A
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A big old boy like you can probably bench 350
A E
A little thing like her can barely lift the bar
E D
Just wait 'til that woman has a headache
B7
And she sits there with her legs crossed
E
Well, we'll see how strong you are
A
You wear the pants
D
Well buddy good for you
E
We're so impressed
A
Yeah, whoopty-doo
E A
You'll soon find out
D
That ain't how it works
A
It's not who wears the pants,
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It's who wears the skirt
B7 A
You wear the pants,
E A
She'll wear the skirt