Intro Lick - On Top String:
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X2
E7
(Verse Progression)
E7
I need to go shoppin
B7
These shoes are all wrong
Just look in my closet
E7
Not a thing to put on
A7
I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind
E7 B7 E7
Things that never cross a man's mind
LICK
E7
Lets turn off the TV
B7
Now can't we just talk
Lets lay here and cuddle
E7
Till we both drift off
If we don't make love
A7
That'll be just fine
E7 B7 E
Things that never cross a man's mind
(Chorus Progression)
B7
That joke is too dirty
This steak is too thick
E
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
B7
That car is too fast
This beer is too cold
E7
And watchin all this football is sure getting old
C#m E
Wish I was workin this weekend
C#m A7
Not on the lake wettin my line
E7 B7 E7
Things that never cross a man's mind
Lick
Verse Progression
Her lips are too red
Her skirt is too tight
Her legs are too long
And her heels are too high
Boy, she looks like the marrying kind
Things that never cross a man's mind
Chorus Progression
That joke is too dirty
This steak is too thick
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
That car is too fast
This beer is too cold
And watching all this football is sure getting old
Wish I was working this weekend
Not on the lake threading my line
Things that never cross a man's mind
Chorus Progression
I feel a little bloated
I think I'm fixin to start
That movie was good 'cept for the violent parts
Brad Pitt is sexy
Why did he change his hair?
I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer!
These curtains clash with the carpet
The color scheme is a crime
Things that never cross a man's mind
Things that never cross a man's mind