SAFETY JOE JOHN PRINE G Well he never got too lonely C And he never got too sad D But he never got too happy G And thats whats just too bad G He never reached much further C Than his lonely arms would go D He wore a seatbelt around his heart G And they called him Safety Joe CHORUS: G Safety Joe (Safety Joe) C Safety Joe (Safety Joe) G What do you say D7 What do you know G G7] (I prefer the G7 on the word "buckle") If you dont loosen up the buckle C On your heart and start to chuckle D7 Youre gonna die of boredom G Safety Joe Now Joe he lived in Baltimore Cause New York was too darn fast He sometimes went down to Washington Just to view our nations past He never ate his vegetables Cause they were just too darn chewy And he never climbed much higher Than the arch in old St. Louis CHORUS Joe gradually grew meaner By not changin his demeanor But he never did nothin Too much for too long Therefore his life never got much richer Than the day they took that picture In his birthday suit On the day that he was born CHORUS Well youre gonna die of boredom Safety Joe