Intro:(C) (G) (D) (G) (G)Last night I saw an accident on the co(C)rner of the Third and Gr(G)een Two cars collided and I got excited J(A7)ust being part of that sc(D7)ene It was M(G)rs. Tom Walker and her beautiful daughter Pa(G7)mela was driving the c(C)ar They got hit by a man in a li(G)ght blue sedan Who had ob(D)viously been to a b(G)ar (Chorus) They d(C)on't know how lucky they a(G)re They co(C)uld have ran into that t(D7)ree Got st(G)ruck by a bolt of lig(C)htning And rap(G)ed by a m(D7)inor(G)ity (G)It was a four-way stop dilemma. We a(C)ll arrived the same t(G)ime I yielded to the man to the right of me And he yie(A7)lded it right back to m(D7)ine Well, the yi(G)eld when around and around and around Till Pa(G7)mela finally tr(C)ied Just then the man in the li(G)ght blue sedan Hit P(D)amela's passenger si(G)de (Repeat Chorus) (Instrumental) (C) (G) (C) (D7) (G) (C) (G) (D7) (G) (G)Pamela hit her head on the mirror. Mrs. Wa(C)lker got a bump on k(G)nee The man hit himself in the face and said "W(A7)hy does this happen to m(D7)e?" The ne(G)ighbors came out and they gathered about Saying "H(G7)ey! who hit who an(C)yway?" Then the police arrived at a qu(G)arter to five And pr(D)onounced all the victims "O(G)kay" (Repeat Chorus)