(G) I SAW A BLUE EYED WIZARD WHEN I (C) WALKED INTO A (G) BAR
(G) HE WAS READIN’ A MAGIC CRYSTAL (D) SHAPED LIKE A (G) GUITAR
I SAID (G) SIR ARE YOU REALLY A WIZARD? AND (C) SOMEBODY SAID (G) HEY
(G) SHUT UP SON AND LISTEN TO WHAT THE (D) WIZARD’S GOT TO (G) SAY
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HE SAID,
(G) YOU DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE ‘TILL YOU (C) FIND OUT WHERE YOU’RE (G) AT
(G) TROUBLE IS LIKE A BOOMERANG IT (D) KEEPS ON COMING (G) BACK
(G) YOU CAN’T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU (C) READ IN ALL THEM (G) BOOKS
(G) AND YOU DON’T KNOW HOW YOU LOOK ‘TILL YOU (D) GET YOUR PICTURE (G) TOOK
(G) SO I ASKED THE BLUE EYED WIZARD (C) WHO THE HELL HE (G) WAS
(G) HE SAID THEY CALL ME MR WIZARD BUT (D) YOU CAN CALL ME (G) “CUZ”
(G) HE SAID SON I OWN THIS BAR AND I’M GONNA (C) BUY YOUR ASS A (G) DRINK
(G) SO FIND YOURSELF A BARSTOOL AND I’LL (D) TELL YOU WHAT I (G) THINK
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(G) I ASKED THE BLUE EYED WIZARD WHERE THE (C) HELL HE WAS (G) FROM
(G) HE SAID I WAS BORN IN MISSISSIPPI BUT I (D) MOVED TO TEXAS (G) SON
(G) THAT’S WHERE I MET THE GREAT MERLIN WHO (C) TAUGHT ME ALL MY (G) STUFF
(G) THEN I MOVED TO CALIFORNIA WHEN HE (D) THOUGHT I’D LEARNED (G) ENOUGH
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(G) THEN A LONG TALL LADY CAME (C) IN UPON THE (G) SCENE
(G) SHE WAS WEARING SILK STOCKINGS (D) WITH GOLDEN (G) SEAMS
(G) I SAID HEY MR WIZARD (C) WHAT D’YA THINK OF (G) THAT?
(G) HE SAID LEAVE THAT WOMAN ALONE SON YOU MIGHT (D) HAVE A HEART (G) ATTACK
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(G) THEN ALONG CAME A COWBOY CAUSING (C) TROUBLE AT THE (G) BAR
(G) I GUESS HE THOUGHT HE WAS EASTWWOOD OR ONE OF THEM (D) OTHER MOVIE (G) STARS
(G) I SAID HEY MR WIZARD (C) WHO THE HELL IS (G) THAT?
(G) HE SAID THAT’S JUST ANOTHER PHONY FOOL (D) WEARING A COWBOY (G) HAT
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(G) I CLUNG TO EVERY WORD THE (C) WIZARD HAD TO (G) SAY
(G) BUT IT WAS GETTIN’ CLOSE TO CLOSING TIME AND I (D) HAD TO BE ON MY (G) WAY
(G) I SAID I’LL SEE YA MR WIZARD HE SAID I’LL BE (C) SEEING YOU (G) TOO
(G) DON’T FORGET MY WORDS OF WISDOM (D) WHATEVER YOU (G) DO
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[Thanks to Tony Sheppard for tabs]