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[Intro]
A E A
[Verse 1]
A
Well i been spending all my money on weed n' pills
D
Trying to write a song that'll pay the bills
A E
But it ain't came yet so i guess i'll have to rob a bank
A
I guess it could be worse it ain't that bad
D
least i ain't sitting in old baghdad
A E A Riff
In the middle of the hot damn desert sitting in a tank
[Verse 2]
A Riff
Every time the wife talks a baby gets mentioned
D Riff
But i'm so broke i can't pay attention
A Riff E
Lord how it tears me up to see her cry
A Riff
So i been spending all my nights on the internet
D Riff
Looking for a clue but ain't found one yet
A Riff E A Riff
Just a bunch of mopars guitars & other shit i can't buy
[Chorus]
D A
Well now lord if you can hear me won't you throw a damn dog a bone
A E
Cause if the devil shows up with a better deal this old soul's going down
D
I sing 'em real pretty i sing 'em real sad
A Riff B-walk-C# D
All the people in the crowd say he ain't half bad
A E A
They call me king turd up here on shit mountain but if you want it you can have the crown
[Verse 3]
A
Been sitting on my ass like a bump on a log
D
Watching andy and ol' boss hog
A E
Guess i ought to get up and go find a job
A
Instead of sitting on the couch trying to find the next line
D
I'm sure there's gotta be a better use of my time
A E A Riff
Like figuring out which one of these banks i'm gonna go rob
[Verse 4]
A Riff
Well the name of the game is hurry up and wait
D Riff
But that ain't putting no food on my plate
A Riff E
Or gas in my car and i drive a bronco
A Riff
So lord if i could just get me a record deal
D Riff
I might not have to worry about my next meal
A Riff E
But i'll still be trying to figure out what the hell rhymes with bronco
[Chorus]
D A
Well now lord if you can hear me won't you throw a damn dog a bone
A E
Cause if the devil shows up with a better deal this old soul's going down
D
I sing 'em real pretty i sing 'em real sad
A Riff B-walk-C# D
All the people in the crowd say he ain't half bad
A E A
They call me king turd up here on shit mountain but if you want it you can have the crown
A E A
They call me king turd up here on shit mountain but if you want it you can have the crown