Between Lust and Watching T.V. (Cal Smith)-----(1974) G The life that I’m seeking D Is not in this bar where I’m sitting But it’s sure ain’t at home G Where the one that I’m married to’s knitting Happiness may not be here drinking beer, C Feeling it go to my head But it ain’t back at home where she’s putting in curlers D G And rollers and dressing for bed What I’m looking for ain’t the blonde D In the corner who’s winking And it sure ain’t my wife G Who's devoted her life to dumb thinking Happiness surely still lives in this world C And somewhere it’s waiting for me G And I’m know that it must be some-where between lust D G And sitting home watching TV C (Chouus) Somewhere between Playboy magazine G And next Tuesday night’s PTA C Somewhere between a honky-tonk queen G D And what all the dog did today G (Chorus) If a wife and a lover could be one of the same C G what a beautiful world this would be D And there would be us somewhere between lust G And sitting home watching TV My wife’s a good cook but a man can’t exist on just bread And what I’m hungry for is the one thing I ain’t being fed I haven’t been shopping but there’s lot of bargains Walking through town tempting me And a body could rust on a diet of lust And sitting home watching TV Repeat Chorus