Your Bulldog Drinks Champagne By Jim Stafford rmofle at satx.rr.com 11/19/2005 E B There was a lady in a window in the room across the way B A E E B I couldn't help but see everything 'cause I was peeping I confess B A E Still after dinner every night, she had the strangest guest She'd retire to her favorite chair and sit there with a dog Fill the crystal glasses while the fire danced on the log I watched them drink their bubbly brew until the fire grew dim Then I stuck my head out the window and said why not me instead of him Chorus A B E A Oh your bulldog drinks champagne and I ain't one to complain E B What a perfect waste of wine it seems to be E A E A so honey, tell ol' rover that the big dog's coming over E C#m A B E 'Cause any woman that would get a bulldog drunk would have to be good to me Fourteen days and fourteen nights not one word did I hear Her with her silk and champagne over to me in my shorts with a beer She just left the curtains wide and I knew she knew I could see Her and the pug-nosed mutt guzzling wine and teasing me Chorus So I made a bolder move, I went over and rang her bell I heard growling from inside and I got scared as hell Then the bulldog staggered out the door and he said, how do yo do But the lady bit me on the leg and I said r-rouf, I love you too Chorus