OSAMA - YO' MAMA Performed by Ray Stevens Lyrics: C. W. Kalb, Jr. and Ray Stevens >From the Album "Osama - Yo' Mama -- The Album" Osama - yoâ mama didnât raise you right When you were young she mustaâ wrapped yoâ turban too tight She should have kept you home on those Arabian nights It's plain to see - you need some therapy Osama - yo' mama could have done a lot better Though I bet every day you did somethin' to upset her By the way, we got an answer to your anthrax letter New York City's where it's from - it's called a smart bomb And I can hear yo' mama sayin' now, ãYou in a heap o' trouble son ãNow just look what you've done ãSaw you on TV with yo' gun ãMercy sakes, I can't do a thing wit'cha, told ya Dubyah's gonna git'chaä And I can just hear Dubyah sayin', ãYou in a heap 'o trouble boy ãAnd I don't think you will enjoy ãOur game of search and destroy ãWe got your terror right here, and we gon' run it up yo' rearä Osama - yo' mama didn't teach you how to act You've crossed the line too far this time, there ain't no turnin' back You're startin' to remind us of another maniac \Yeah, you know who - he started World War II Osama - yo' mama didn't teach you to behave Now they say you're hangin' with the bats in a cave Well, pullin' off that sneak attack was not too brave Kinda makes us remember - the 7th of December And I can hear yo' mama sayin' now, ãYou in a heap o' trouble son ãNow just look what you've done ãSaw you on TV with yo' gun ãMercy sakes, I can't do a thing wit'cha, told ya Dubyah's gonna git'chaä And I can just hear Dubyah sayin', ãYou in a heap 'o trouble boy ãAnd I don't think you will enjoy ãOur game of search and destroy ãWe got your terror right here, and we gon' run it up yo' rearä Osama yo' karma's really got you in a jam But that's just what you get - when you mess with Uncle Sam Osama the Taliban is history Nobody wants to see you startin' World War III Osama you know the al-Qaida won't last Osama, just like you, it's future's in the past