Intro: (G) (G) Well, (G) lately I been noticin' a gradual escalation, In your inability to handle your libation. Go (C) zero to sixty, (D) When you get on the (G) whiskey. Well, (G) used to be a glass of wine an' you'd be fine all evenin'. Now I'm the one who says: "We're done," an' tells us when we're leavin'. Well, (C) I miss the way that it was, (D) Can't even catch the good buzz. 'Cause I keep (G) worryin' about who's drivin' home, Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone. Who'll (C) pay the bill, call a cab. (D) I don't mean to make you mad, But (C) I don't want that responsibilit(D)y, And I (C) can't be with a woman, baby, (D) who gets drunker than (G) me. Well, I (G) never thought it'd come to this when I said: "Have another." 'Cause, baby, you turned into me, and I became my mother. Well, (C) here's what I'm thinkin': (D) You're interferin' with my (G) drinkin'. I (G) think I have an answer to our present situation, 'Cause you an' me out on the town's got built in limitations. So (C) let me make this clear: Hey I'm the (D) one who's drinkin' here. REPEAT CHORUS (F) I ain't tryin' to (C) ruin your good (G) time. But I (F) damn sure ain't lettin' (C) yours ruin (D) mine. You ain't gonna ruin my good time, baby. Instrumental break. REPEAT CHORUS