D F G D F G D F G D F G D F G D F G There’s a lot of bad wood underneath the veneer D F G D F G She’s an overnight sensation after twenty five years D F G D F G Sharp fast curves, power steering D Unroll that twenty, buy me some beer B C Ain’t too bad, too bad at all, pick up the phone if I ever call Chorus 1: D F G Hell No, I Ain’t Happy. D F G Hell no I ain’t happy D F G Hell No I ain’t happy There’s a purdy little girl outside the van window Bout 80 cities down, 800 to go Six crammed in, we ain’t never alone Never homesick, ain’t got no home Check my mail if you would please, Jenn, collect my things till I’m in town again Chorus 2: D F G Hell No, I Ain’t Happy. D F G Hell no I ain’t happy B But I get a little closer everyday C Gonna be a long time till I’m back your way Solo I’ve seen just how much I can stand One night in Kansas City, we thought about killing a man Seen my number fly by on Interstate Ten Seen the mountains of Montana at Seven AM. And I keep it all together for the sake of the kids, got your fine-ass self on the back of my lids D F G Hell No, I Ain’t Happy. D F G Hell no I ain’t happy D F G Hell No I ain’t happy D But I ain’t too cr*ppy