[Intro]
F Am Dm F A# C A# C
[Chorus]
F Am
Sarah memorized every bumper sticker
Dm F
On the back of every pickup with a rebel flag
A# C
Every morning in the senior parking lot
A# C
Every weekend in the fields with the windows hot
[Chorus 2]
F Am
She learned to work 'em in to every sentence
Dm F
So that she made herself useful to the men who print 'em
A# C
All the way up in the balconies
A# C
Half the working class is clapping ones and threes
[Verse 1]
Dm7 Am7 G
She had em hearing old dixie driven down in every note of Barry’s baritone
Dm7 Am7 G
Strangleholding pearls in the clutches of their liver spotted hands
[Verse 2]
F Am Dm F
She made PC worse to momma then the VD daddy brought home from the rodeo
A# C F
She made it look so easy, all fat Donny had to do was wear the pants
[Bridge]
Am Dm F A# C A# C
[Verse 3]
Dm Am7 G A
What’s a girl gotta do to get a little bit of credit in a place like this
Dm Am7 G
For knowing night moves crowds would never heed the river’s cautionary winds
[Verse 4]
F Am Dm F
Knowing only momma’s boys would claim involuntary self inflicted rage
A# C F
Tiki’s would’ve never hit the streets if it weren’t for Sarah’s flame
[Bridge]
Am Dm F A# C A# C
[Chorus]
A# C
Sarah memorized every bumper sticker
A# C
On the back of every pickup with a rebel flag
A# C
Every morning in the senior parking lot
A# C
Every weekend in the fields with the windows hot
[Chorus 2]
(She made it look so easy)
A# C
She learned to work 'em in to every every sentence
A# C
So that she made herself useful to the men who print em
(She made it look so easy)
A# C A# C
All the way up in the balconies half the working class is clapping ones and threes
[Chorus][Outro]
(She made it look so easy)
A# C
Sarah memorized every bumper sticker
(all fat Donny had to do was wear the pants)
A# C
On the back of every pickup with a rebel flag
(She made it look so easy)
A# C
Every morning in the senior parking lot
(all fat Donny had to do was wear the pants)
(She made it look so easy)
A# C A#
Every weekend in the fields with the windows hot