[Intro]
C G F C G
F C
[Verse 1]
C G
Welcome to Club Thirteen
F C
All the usual suspects are acting weird
G
The bartenders can't be bothered
F C
But we're all glad you're here
G
The door guy's got an attitude
F C
The disco light's obscene
G
The crowd is sometimes rude
F C
Welcome to Club Thirteen
[Interlude]
C G F C
[Verse 2]
C G
Tonight we're gonna be entertained
F C
By our favorite Foghat cover band
G
And radio Tokyo
F C
Playing "Sweet Home Afghanistan"
G
Welcome to Club Thirteen
F C
Penny beer and cheap cocaine
G
Girls warmеd up by tanning beds
F C
Orphans left out in the rain
[Bridge]
G
Sidеwinder's in spandex
F Dm
The parking lot is packed
F C
Everyone is waiting outside
G
Meanwhile Adam's house cat
F
Is the opening act
Dm
Train songs and people who died
F
Train songs and people who died
[Interlude]
C G F G F C
[Verse 3]
C G
Welcome to Club Thirteen
F C
We'll be back same time next year
G
To play you all our pretty songs
F C
'Til they drag us out of here
G
Maybe we'll be horse farm drunk
F C
Maybe we'll act out obscene
G
Muscle Shoals just needs some punk
F G C
Welcome to Club Thirteen
[Outro]
D G
Welcome to Club Thirteen
A D
Our glory days did kinda suck
G
Everyone needs a friend
D
Everyone needs a fuck
G
When we come this way again
D
Notify our next of kin
G
We'll smell of weed and gasoline
A D
Welcome to Club Thirteen
G
We'll smell of weed and gasoline
D
Welcome to Club Thirteen