Dry County Written by Rodney Clawson & Trent Willmon Recorded by Trent Willmon Intro.: | (D) (Em) | (G) (A) | x 2 (D)Jesus turned the water (Em)into wine So it (G)seems to me it shouldn't (A)be a crime But there's a (D)way of thinkin' 'round (Bm)here That as-(G)tounds me (A) You can (D)work all day in the (Em)summer sweat And go (G)down to the store to get your (A)whistle wet But a (Bm)Dr. Pepper's all you're gonna get (A) (Em)Sorry, it's a (A)dry (D)county (Chorus) But if I take a (D)ride (C#m)up (Bm)35, (A) (Em) just across the (A)county line There's a (D)neon (C#m)sign and a (Bm)cute little (A)waitress (Em) smilin' (A)at me If I (D)stay (C#m) and (Bm)hang around (A)here Keep (Em)beggin' my buddies for (A)bootleg beer My (Bm)dreams might whither up (A) and die (Em)around me It's a (A) dry (D)county (Em) | (G) (A) It ain't (D)rained around here in (Em)so damn long You can (G)see it when an old timer (A)tells a joke You don't (D)smile you just keep playn' (Bm)dominoes And (Em)drink your coffee (A) Thirty (D)miles to the east takes a (Em)lot more green And they (G)got more green for the (A)football team And 'round (D)here, we ain't seen a (Bm)winnin' streak since the (Em)80's It's a (A) dry (D)county (Chorus) But if I take a (D)ride (C#m)up (Bm)35, (A) (Em) just across the (A)county line There's a (D)neon (C#m)sign and a (Bm)cute little (A)waitress (Em) smilin' (A)at me If I (D)stay (C#m) and (Bm)hang around (A)here Keep (Em)beggin' my buddies for (A)bootleg beer My (Bm)dreams might whither up (A) and die (Em)around me It's a (A) dry (D)county (Em) | (G) (A) | (D) (Em) | (G) (Bridge) Last (Em)time I took Becky to the (A)drive-in I couldn't (F#)even talk her into a (Bm)little kiss You couldn't (Em)loosen her up with a (F#)whole can of WD-(A) 40 (Chorus) But if I take a (D)ride (C#m)up (Bm)35, (A) (Em) just across the (A)county line There's a (D)neon (C#m)sign and a (Bm)cute little (A)waitress (Em) smilin' (A)at me I can (D)stay (C#m) and (Bm)hang around (A)here (Em)Waste away the (A)best of my years So (Bm)good bye yall, (A)promise I'll call, I've (Em)had about all (F#) (A) Of this dry (D)county (Em) (Tag) (G) (A) It's a dry | (D) (Em) | (G)county (A) | (D) -----