The Rodeo Song Artist: Gary Lee Capo 1 (E) Well it's forty below And I don't give a f**k (Am) Got a heater in my truck And I'm off to the rodeo (Bm) It's an allamande left And allamande right C'mon you f**kin' dummy Get your right step right Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know (Chorus) (E) you p**s me off (Am) You f**king jerk (Bm) Get on my nerves (E) Well here comes Johnny With his pecker in his hand (Am) He's a one-ball man And he's off to the rodeo (Bm) It's an allamande left And allamande right C'mon you f**kin' dummy Get your right step right Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know (Chorus) (E) you p**s me off (Am) You f**king jerk (Bm) Get on my nerves (INSTRUMENTAL) (E) Well it's forty below And I ain't got a truck And I don't give a f**k 'Cause I'm off to the rodeo It's an allamande left And allamande right C'mon you f**kin' dummy Get your right step right Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know you p**s me off You f**king jerk Get on my nerves Well here comes Johnny With his pecker in his hand He's a one-ball man And he's off to the rodeo It's an allamande left And allamande right C'mon you f**kin' dummy Get your right step right Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know you p**s me off You f**king jerk Get on my nerves The Rodeo Song Artist: Gary Lee Capo 1
(E) Well it's forty below And I don't give a f**k (Am) Got a heater in my truck And I'm off to the rodeo (Bm) It's an allamande left And allamande right C'mon you f**kin' dummy Get your right step right Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know (Chorus) (E) you p**s me off (Am) You f**king jerk (Bm) Get on my nerves (E) Well here comes Johnny With his pecker in his hand (Am) He's a one-ball man And he's off to the rodeo (Bm) It's an allamande left And allamande right C'mon you f**kin' dummy Get your right step right Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know (Chorus) (E) you p**s me off (Am) You f**king jerk (Bm) Get on my nerves (INSTRUMENTAL) (E) Well it's forty below And I ain't got a truck And I don't give a f**k 'Cause I'm off to the rodeo It's an allamande left And allamande right C'mon you f**kin' dummy Get your right step right Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know you p**s me off You f**king jerk Get on my nerves Well here comes Johnny With his pecker in his hand He's a one-ball man And he's off to the rodeo It's an allamande left And allamande right C'mon you f**kin' dummy Get your right step right Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know you p**s me off You f**king jerk Get on my nerves