(No Capo) (Chorus) She was (C)skinny when I met her, used to buy her (G)lingerie, now I wish she'd wear a sweater And (D)all I do is work all day so I can (G)get her more food Well, she (C)eats me outta house and home, I used to like to (G)love her now I leave her alone She's up to (D)300 pounds, or better, she was (C)skinny when I (G)met her She likes (C)chocolate cake, she likes T-bone steak Now the (G)bathroom scale is about to break She used to (D)be petite - now she can't see her feet And (G)all she does is lay around the house and eat (Chorus) She was (C)skinny when I met her, used to buy her (G)lingerie, now I wish she'd wear a sweater And (D)all I do is work all day so I can (G)get her more food Well, she (C)eats me outta house and home, I used to like to (G)love her now I leave her alone She's up to (D)300 pounds, or better, she was (C)skinny when I (G)met her Solo: ||(C) |(C) |(G) |(G) |(D) |(D) |(G) |(G) ||(C) |(C) |(G) |(G) |(D) |(D) |(C) --- |(G) She likes (C)barbeque, she likes a roast beef stew And she (G)keeps on getting bigger, Lord, but what can I do? She used to (D)be really hot, I used to love her a lot But now with (G) three inches of hair and four inches of fat, well, I run outta what I got (Chorus) Yeah, she was (C)skinny when I met her, used to buy her (G)lingerie, now I wish she'd wear a sweater And (D)all I do is work all day so I can (G)get her more food Well, she (C)eats me outta house and home, I used to like to (G)love her now I leave her alone She's up to (D)300 pounds, or better, she was (C)skinny when I (G)met her ---- (No Capo) (Chorus) She was (C)skinny when I met her, used to buy her (G)lingerie, now I wish she'd wear a sweater And (D)all I do is work all day so I can (G)get her more food Well, she (C)eats me outta house and home, I used to like to (G)love her now I leave her alone She's up to (D)300 pounds, or better, she was (C)skinny when I (G)met her She likes (C)chocolate cake, she likes T-bone steak Now the (G)bathroom scale is about to break
She used to (D)be petite - now she can't see her feet And (G)all she does is lay around the house and eat (Chorus) She was (C)skinny when I met her, used to buy her (G)lingerie, now I wish she'd wear a sweater And (D)all I do is work all day so I can (G)get her more food Well, she (C)eats me outta house and home, I used to like to (G)love her now I leave her alone She's up to (D)300 pounds, or better, she was (C)skinny when I (G)met her Solo: ||(C) |(C) |(G) |(G) |(D) |(D) |(G) |(G) ||(C) |(C) |(G) |(G) |(D) |(D) |(C) --- |(G) She likes (C)barbeque, she likes a roast beef stew And she (G)keeps on getting bigger, Lord, but what can I do? She used to (D)be really hot, I used to love her a lot But now with (G) three inches of hair and four inches of fat, well, I run outta what I got (Chorus) Yeah, she was (C)skinny when I met her, used to buy her (G)lingerie, now I wish she'd wear a sweater And (D)all I do is work all day so I can (G)get her more food Well, she (C)eats me outta house and home, I used to like to (G)love her now I leave her alone She's up to (D)300 pounds, or better, she was (C)skinny when I (G)met her ----