The Talent Requires By James Lann 5/29/2010 Capo 1 D G I grew up playing cover tunes I heard on my daddy's radio A D It wasn't long til me and my buddies were out playing weekend shows D G We tore up the honky tonks and burned down all the VFW halls A D Built a name til we were bout the biggest thing our county ever saw D G The mayor called me himself and said son, would you headline the county fair A D I swelled up with pride said you can count on us sir we'll be there D G Then he said just call me back and let me know what all you boys need A So I did me some research bout the things they give the big stars A D In that backstage waiting room that they all call green (It said the talent requires) Chorus: G Deli tray with lean roast beef G Turkey and assorted cheese G Fruit plate veggie plate G D Big bowl of M&M's leave the green ones out for us please G 3 cases Coors on ice G 5 Hooters girls and a strobe light G 1 carton of Marlboro Reds G Bose stereo playing Grateful Dead A Two tubes of crazy glue A And some of them organic B-6, B-12 vitamins too The mayor called me back today and said son, have you lost your mind This is just a county fair and you boys are trying to act like you've hit the big time So I said what you talking bout, you called me cause you knew I'd draw a crowd Just sign the thing and pay the fee you know I wouldn't ask for anything If I didn't need it for me to get my sound (The talent requires) Chorus Tag: Hey Barbie - bring the mayor one of them beers Ah hell, matter of fact, bring us two Nice ain't they, beers I mean, that's nice Are you hungry mayor – aw, we got some left over there Tiffany, fix that man a sandwich Ah it's OK - ??? bread right there Mister Mayor - it's good, ain't it, that's right Oh you want a Marlboro, Mayor It's good ???? right there Hey Brittany, light this man a cigarette It's great to be the talent, aint it Mayor The Talent Requires By James Lann 5/29/2010 Capo 1
D G I grew up playing cover tunes I heard on my daddy's radio A D It wasn't long til me and my buddies were out playing weekend shows D G We tore up the honky tonks and burned down all the VFW halls A D Built a name til we were bout the biggest thing our county ever saw D G The mayor called me himself and said son, would you headline the county fair A D I swelled up with pride said you can count on us sir we'll be there D G Then he said just call me back and let me know what all you boys need A So I did me some research bout the things they give the big stars A D In that backstage waiting room that they all call green (It said the talent requires) Chorus: G Deli tray with lean roast beef G Turkey and assorted cheese G Fruit plate veggie plate G D Big bowl of M&M's leave the green ones out for us please G 3 cases Coors on ice G 5 Hooters girls and a strobe light G 1 carton of Marlboro Reds G Bose stereo playing Grateful Dead A Two tubes of crazy glue A And some of them organic B-6, B-12 vitamins too The mayor called me back today and said son, have you lost your mind This is just a county fair and you boys are trying to act like you've hit the big time So I said what you talking bout, you called me cause you knew I'd draw a crowd Just sign the thing and pay the fee you know I wouldn't ask for anything If I didn't need it for me to get my sound (The talent requires) Chorus Tag: Hey Barbie - bring the mayor one of them beers Ah hell, matter of fact, bring us two Nice ain't they, beers I mean, that's nice Are you hungry mayor – aw, we got some left over there Tiffany, fix that man a sandwich Ah it's OK - ??? bread right there Mister Mayor - it's good, ain't it, that's right Oh you want a Marlboro, Mayor It's good ???? right there Hey Brittany, light this man a cigarette It's great to be the talent, aint it Mayor