G Em C
G D
Home alone the other night I got to drinkin’ and a thinkin’
Am C
Bout the women of this old world
G
Well I’ve known quite a few but between me and you
Am C
I ain’t never met the perfect girl
G D
They either ain’t that gone, or way too young
Am C
or they ain’t gotta like of sense
G D
I don’t know if she exists but I’m making up a list
Am C
that I’m checkin em all against
D
Well she’s gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven
G F Em C
She was born in 86 or maybe 87 she got,
G D
full intentions of getting her Ph.D
C D
She got some big ol boobies, a country fied booty
G F Em
She’s a certified bonafide cold blooded cutie
Am D
If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be
G
won’t you tell her bout me
C G
won’t you tell her bout me
I don’t mean to sound picky but relationships are tricky
and I’m lookin for a perfect fit
I wanna smoking hot honey with a whole lotta money
whose favorite thing is sharing it
Well u cant’ really miss her
hell she may be your sister but whoever she might be
You’d be a real life saver if you do me one favor
and put in a good word for me
She’s gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven, she measures 36-24-37
She got full intentions of financially supporting me
She got some big ol boobies, a country fied booty
And she don’t get mad when I watch dirty movies
If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be
won’t you tell her bout me
Am G
You can tell her that I’m all alone
C F Em Am
and to call me if she would
Em G D
You can tell anything, as long as it’s all good
But she’s gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven
let’s me do what I want to 24/7
She got, full intentions of letting me be me
And you know she got some real big boobies, a country fied booty
And she thinks cleanin house is a women’s duty
If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be
Won’t you tell her bout me
G Em C
G D
Home alone the other night I got to drinkin’ and a thinkin’
Am C
Bout the women of this old world
G
Well I’ve known quite a few but between me and you
Am C
I ain’t never met the perfect girl
G D
They either ain’t that gone, or way too young
Am C
or they ain’t gotta like of sense
G D
I don’t know if she exists but I’m making up a list
Am C
that I’m checkin em all against
D
Well she’s gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven
G F Em C
She was born in 86 or maybe 87 she got,
G D
full intentions of getting her Ph.D
C D
She got some big ol boobies, a country fied booty
G F Em
She’s a certified bonafide cold blooded cutie
Am D
If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be
G
won’t you tell her bout me
C G
won’t you tell her bout me
I don’t mean to sound picky but relationships are tricky
and I’m lookin for a perfect fit
I wanna smoking hot honey with a whole lotta money
whose favorite thing is sharing it
Well u cant’ really miss her
hell she may be your sister but whoever she might be
You’d be a real life saver if you do me one favor
and put in a good word for me
She’s gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven, she measures 36-24-37
She got full intentions of financially supporting me
She got some big ol boobies, a country fied booty
And she don’t get mad when I watch dirty movies
If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be
won’t you tell her bout me
Am G
You can tell her that I’m all alone
C F Em Am
and to call me if she would
Em G D
You can tell anything, as long as it’s all good
But she’s gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven
let’s me do what I want to 24/7
She got, full intentions of letting me be me
And you know she got some real big boobies, a country fied booty
And she thinks cleanin house is a women’s duty
If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be
Won’t you tell her bout me