This is from Doc Wesson's album "Tacky Tunes From Texas". It is an up tempo song in the key of A. DISCOUNT LOVE AFFAIR Words and music by Doc Wesson E7/// //// A/// //// [A] I went [E] down to my favorite department store Seems like [D] just the other [A] day I was [E] standin' back in sporting goods When I [D] heard a voice softly [A] say "Do you [D] know where I could find a hammer And a [A] pair of ladies leather gloves?" And when I [B7] spun around and our eyes met Was [E7] when we fell in love. Refrain: I met her at [D] Walmart She thought I was [A] real smart As I [E7] walked her down the isle She looked at me and smiled And said [A] "You're a good shopper!" I met her at [D] Walmart Now she's my [A] sweetheart No matter [E7] what you're lookin' for You can find it at the superstore. [A] [E] Everynight we'd go to the store That has [D] the everyday low [A] price We'd [E] walk and talk holding hands In a [D] shopper's paradise [A] And then we'd [D] spot the perfect item At a [A] price they were rollin' back We'd [B7] buy it fast then rush right home It was an [E7] aphrodisiac. Second Refrain: We did it at [D] Walmart She thought I was [A] real smart As I [E7] walked her down the isle She looked at me and smiled And said [A] "You're a good shopper!" We did it at [D] Walmart Now she's my [A] sweetheart No matter [E7] what you're lookin' for You can find it at the superstore. [A] (Key change to B) [B] There were [F#] lots of smiley faces With a [E] song on wedding [B] day And right [F#] before the ceremony We bought our [E] rings at the jewelry [B] display And as the [E] preacher pronounced us man and wife And I [B] turned to kiss my bride A [C#7] voice rang out "Newly weds, your new tires are on And your [F#7] truck's parked right outside!" Third Refrain: We got married at [E] Walmart She thought I was [B] real smart As I [F#7] walked her down the isle She looked at me and smiled And said [B] "You're a good shopper!" We got married at [E] Walmart Now we're forever [B] sweethearts No matter [F#7] what you're lookin' for You can find it at the superstore. [B] (Then after the last chorus, speak what is below while still playing your guitar back and forth from F#7 to B.) Talking: No matter what you're lookin' for you can find it at the superstore! We had our wedding reception over in the garden department. They were rollin' back the prices on bouquets, and we got a great deal on garter back in Ladies Apparel! And rice was even on sale! We got our pictures made in one hour, and McDonald's catered the event....you know finger foods and all. And gifts, ah man, pots and pans and toasters; heck, we got a case of WD40 and a singin' Billy Bass! We honeymooned in every Walmart parking lot from Texas to California. You know, they got great customer service. I wonder if I can return her if things don't work out? I wouldn't need a receipt. Huh...well that's something to think about. I do know one thing, no matter what you're lookin' for you can find it at the superstore! (End on B) This is from Doc Wesson's album "Tacky Tunes From Texas". It is an up tempo song in the key of A. DISCOUNT LOVE AFFAIR Words and music by Doc Wesson E7/// //// A/// ////
[A] I went [E] down to my favorite department store Seems like [D] just the other [A] day I was [E] standin' back in sporting goods When I [D] heard a voice softly [A] say "Do you [D] know where I could find a hammer And a [A] pair of ladies leather gloves?" And when I [B7] spun around and our eyes met Was [E7] when we fell in love. Refrain: I met her at [D] Walmart She thought I was [A] real smart As I [E7] walked her down the isle She looked at me and smiled And said [A] "You're a good shopper!" I met her at [D] Walmart Now she's my [A] sweetheart No matter [E7] what you're lookin' for You can find it at the superstore. [A] [E] Everynight we'd go to the store That has [D] the everyday low [A] price We'd [E] walk and talk holding hands In a [D] shopper's paradise [A] And then we'd [D] spot the perfect item At a [A] price they were rollin' back We'd [B7] buy it fast then rush right home It was an [E7] aphrodisiac. Second Refrain: We did it at [D] Walmart She thought I was [A] real smart As I [E7] walked her down the isle She looked at me and smiled And said [A] "You're a good shopper!" We did it at [D] Walmart Now she's my [A] sweetheart No matter [E7] what you're lookin' for You can find it at the superstore. [A] (Key change to B) [B] There were [F#] lots of smiley faces With a [E] song on wedding [B] day And right [F#] before the ceremony We bought our [E] rings at the jewelry [B] display And as the [E] preacher pronounced us man and wife And I [B] turned to kiss my bride A [C#7] voice rang out "Newly weds, your new tires are on And your [F#7] truck's parked right outside!" Third Refrain: We got married at [E] Walmart She thought I was [B] real smart As I [F#7] walked her down the isle She looked at me and smiled And said [B] "You're a good shopper!" We got married at [E] Walmart Now we're forever [B] sweethearts No matter [F#7] what you're lookin' for You can find it at the superstore. [B] (Then after the last chorus, speak what is below while still playing your guitar back and forth from F#7 to B.) Talking: No matter what you're lookin' for you can find it at the superstore! We had our wedding reception over in the garden department. They were rollin' back the prices on bouquets, and we got a great deal on garter back in Ladies Apparel! And rice was even on sale! We got our pictures made in one hour, and McDonald's catered the event....you know finger foods and all. And gifts, ah man, pots and pans and toasters; heck, we got a case of WD40 and a singin' Billy Bass! We honeymooned in every Walmart parking lot from Texas to California. You know, they got great customer service. I wonder if I can return her if things don't work out? I wouldn't need a receipt. Huh...well that's something to think about. I do know one thing, no matter what you're lookin' for you can find it at the superstore! (End on B)