These are the lyrics to an as-of-yet unreleased country song. Copyright
Tom Batchelor.
Well I'm singin' in the lobby
Tryin' to make a buck
Wailin' 'til I realize I have to duck right out and
Study for a test I'm having the next day
So I say "To All, Good Night"
And put my guitar away.
So I'm cruisin into Trafton
Sensin imminent doom
It's diff'rential equations in a half lit room
Uh, well, I'm nervous; not bad,
Think I got a 'C' on the test
Go to the dorm and celebrate with some of ...
Merle's best!
(Chorus)
Calculus & Country, college life at its best
Formulas one minute, sawdust the next
I can't see how much better
Life could possibly be,
It's right for me,
Calculus & Country
In my life my dreams lead me
In two different ways:
To discover some theorem
Or sing on the stage.
How one makes the other
Just that much more sweet,
I know it's right for me,
Calculus & Country
Some call me crazy,
Some may call me no fun,
Some say I'm lackin' socially
And some call me dumb.
Well I know they're right but still I believe
That there's hope for me in Calculus & Country.
(Chorus)
Look at my latest test score and barf,
Go to the dorm,
And listen to some classic Garth!
(Chorus)
Calculus & Country (7 more times)
Have you ever labored
Through a Wheaton lecture
Or gotten locked
Inside a McElroy elevator?
Well, if you have then you just might see
Why it's right for me, Calculus & Country
Try it for a week and,
Well, you prob'ly won't agree
But still it's right for me,
Calculus & Country
Calculus & Country
Calculus & Country
