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Well its a story that been told before 
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But this time theres a twist 
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I woke up to an empty room devoid of joy and bliss 
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I know I dont deserve no sympathy but I think its a sin 
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My Wife Left Me For My Girlfriend 
 
 
 
      G                            C                   G 
Like Thelma & Louise they took off in the dead of the night 
                       A      D 
A '91 suburban with a loaded .45 
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Well I called up the authority, where would I begin 
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My Wife Left Me For My Girlfriend 
 
 
 
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She was the sweetest thing on earth, always so true 
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She loved me with a passion yeah my wife did too 
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I guess they figured out what was going on and had enough of it 
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My Wife Left Me For My Girlfriend 
 
 
 
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Now I know what you gals are thinking 
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Yeah that bastard got what he deserved 
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And in the battles of the sexes the lines have surely gotten blurred 
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But I just want the both of them to come back home again 
C        G       D       G 
My Wife Left Me For My Girlfriend 
 
        G                               C                    G 
Well I even asked my lawyer he se said son it seems to be a trend 
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My Wife Left Me For My Girlfriend