SICK, SOBER AND SORRY
Recorded by Johnny Bond
Written by Tex Atchison and Eddie Hazelwood
(Well) Now, I'm [G] Sick, Sober and [C] Sorry
[D] Broke, disgusted and [G] sad [D]
[G] Sick, Sober and [C] Sorry
But [D] look at the fun that I [G] had.
I met with a gal in a [C] tavern
[D] Oh, what a beautiful [G] dream [D]
We had three or four, then [C] had several more
And [D] that's when I went off my [G] beam.
The jukebox so loudly was playin'
Each couple havin' a ball
But of all of them gals, their sweethearts and pals
I bet I'm the sickest of all.
Outside I was hailin' a taxi
I got one this time without fail
It sported a star, I never got far
Was only three blocks to the jail.