Pencil Thin Mustache
By Jimmy Buffett
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Now they're makin' movies in old black and white
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With happy endings, where nobody fights
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So if you find yourself in that nostalgic rage
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Honey, jump right up and show your age
Chorus:
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I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
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The "Boston Blackie" kind
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A two toned Ricky Ricardo jacket
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And an autographed picture of Andy Devine
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Oh I remember bein' buck-toothed and skinny
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Writin' fan letters to Sky King and Penny
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Oh I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
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Then I could solve some mysteries too
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Oh it's Bandstand, Disneyland, growin' up fast
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Drinkin' on a fake I.D.
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And Rama of the jungle was everyone's Bawana
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But only jazz musicians were smokin' marijuana
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Yeah, I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
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then I could solve some mysteries too
But then it's flat top, ditty bop, coppin' a feel
Rubbin' on the livin' room floor (so sore)
Yeah, they send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge,
But all you want to do is learn how to score
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Yeah, but now I'm gettin' old, don't wear underwear
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I don't go to church and I don't cut my hair
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But I can go to movies and see it all there
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Just the way that it used to be
Chorus:
That's why I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
The "Boston Blackie" kind, a two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket
And an autographed picture of Andy Devine
Oh, I could be anyone I wanted to be
Maybe suave Errol Flynn or a Sheik of Araby
If I only had a pencil thin mustache
Then I could do some cruisin' too
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Yeah, Bryl-cream, a little dab'll do yah
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Oh, I could do some cruisin' too
[Thanks to S L Tiffin, Johnny Villeneuve for corrections]
