Intro:  (G)  (G)  
 
It was the (G) girl's night out 
I was sittin' at home 
My brother-in-law called me on the phone 
He said (C) "Son, let's you and me go steppin' out 
I (G) found a place the girls know nothin' about" 
Well I (D7) knew when we crossed that county line 
We were in the (No Chord) wrong place at the wrong time 
 
A (G) mountain of a man was takin' money outside 
I saw a line of Harleys and some four-wheel drives 
I said (C) "Brother-in-law I think we better steer clear 
Don't (G) tell me that you really wanna go in here 
I (D7) ain't a fortune teller but I kinda got a vibe 
We're in the (No Chord) wrong place at the wrong time" 
 
(C) Wrong place, (C/G) (C) wrong time;  
(G) Lord I must be outta my mind 
If we (D7) ever get outta this place with our lives 
(No Chord) What in the world we gonna (G) tell our wives? 
 
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I was (G) mindin' my business sittin' on a stool 
My brother-in-law was actin' like a fool 
He had a (C) tatooed lady out on the dance floor 
They were (G) doin' a dance I'd never seen before 
Then the (D7) bartender said "That's the bouncer's wife 
You're in the (No Chord) wrong place at the wrong time 
 
(C) Wrong place, (C/G) (C) wrong time;  
(G) Lord I must be outta my mind 
If we (D7) ever get outta this place with our lives 
(G) What in the world we gonna tell our wives? 
 
That (C) mountain of a man came runnin' inside 
The (G) tatooed lady thew a switchblade knife 
I thought (A) "Lord have mercy, we've reached the end" 
When the (D7) local police came and hauled us in 
 
We were (G) standing in front of that night court judge 
Only sixteen dollars between the two of us 
I said (C) "Judge I'd rather spend my life in jail 
Then to (G) have to call home to make my bail" 
He said (D7) "Four hundred dollars and you're gonna pay the fine 
You're in the (No Chord) wrong place at the wrong time" 
 
(C) Wrong place, (C/G) (C) wrong time;  
(G) Lord I must be outta my mind 
If we (D7) ever get outta this place with our lives 
(G) What in the world we gonna tell our wives? 
What in the wold we gonna tell our wives? 
We're in the (No Chord) wrong place at the wrong time