THIS TUNE IS DONE TO GARY P. NUNN'S "UP AGAINST THE
WALL REDNECK MOTHER".
LRYICS BY GEORGE GERMADNIK AND THE WHOOSITS BIG PILE
GOODTIME GARBAGE BAND
UP AGAINST THE STALL REDNOSE REINDEER (D-G-A)
D G
1. HE WAS BORN IN SANTA’S STABLE
A D
HIS WIFE’S NAME’S BETTY LOU THELMA DOE
G
HE’S NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHERE HE’S PULLIN’
A D
‘CAUSE SANTA TELLS HIM WHERE TO GO
D G
CHORUS: AND IT’S UP AGAINST THE STALL REDNOSE REINDEER
A D
REINDEER WHO HAS PULLED THE SLEIGH SO WELL
G
HE’S THIRTY-FOUR AND PULLIN’ SLEIGHS AROUND THE WORLD
A D
JUST TIPPIN’ EGGNOG GLASSES AND CHASIN’ ELVES
2. SURE DOES LIKE HIS NORTH STAR BEER
LIKES TO CHASE IT DOWN WITH THAT WILD PENGUIN
LIQUOR
PULLS A FIFTY-SEVEN GMC PICKUP SLEIGH
GOT A BIG RACK, DEER HUNTERS NEED LOVE TOO STICKER
CHORUS
‘R’ IS FOR THE REDNESS OD HIS RED, RED NOSE
‘E’ IS FOR THE ELVES WHO BUILD THE TOYS
‘I’ IS FOR ICE
‘N’ IS FOR NORTH POLE
‘D’ IS FOR DONTER
‘DOUBLE E’ IS FOR EXTRA ELVES
AND ‘R’ IS FOR -- RED NOSE!
CHORUS (AS MANY TIMES AS REQUIRED TO MAKE THE AUDIENCE
SICK OF SINGING)
