The President Song
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Oh if I were president, I'd make you understand
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No more questions no more lies, I will tell you the truth looking in your eyes
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If I were president
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Well first and for most son Jesus Christ is the only one, your going to talk 
to when your 
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day begins.  I'm going to pass a law that says everyday you got to get down 
on your 
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knees and pray, Thank the man for dying for you sins.

Chorus:
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If I were president, I would make you understand
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Jesus is the man he's the reason that we stand, if I were president

We're gonna put the word out on the streets no more Washington, DC, I'm gonna 
make this country big and strong.  No more paying of your tax's the capital 
is in pepper Texas, that's the only place a house that big belongs.

Chorus:
If I were president, the blue-collar man won't get the shaft.  Nobody's gonna 
laugh when Jerry Jeff my chief of staff, if I were president.

Well, Iraqi boys you must be nuts, you're digging yourself deeper in a rut.  
I got a way to end your problems soon.  We'll bring home every one of our 
boys and pull out our biggest badest toy and blow you crazy bastards to the 
moon. 

Chorus:
If I were president, nobody's going to push us around.  If they threaten us 
or put us down we'll burn there county to the ground.  If I were president.

Well, I got one for you Sedum Hussein well resurrect general Jon Wayne, put 
together a very simple plan.  Well put down our nukes put down our guns and 
you and the duke will be one on one and he'll kick your ass as if you were a 
man.

Chorus:
If I were president, If I were president.  If you don't like Willie Nelson, 
you got to go to prison. If I were president.  So cash your vote and make it 
me and if I win the beer is free if I were president    

        This is a chord version of the cross Canadian ragweed bands "If I 
were President."  The transcription is done by Travis Osborne.  I don't know 
the album and I play it on an acoustic guitar.  If you like what you see, put 
it in and see what kind of reaction you get out of it.