A E A
Yeah, baby I'm a'doin' fine since you left me
E A
And my friends seem to think I have alot more time
D A
And as far as I'm concerned, all the money that I earn
E D A E
Well it's goin' to that little 1-900 line.
A E A
Well she said I was the greatest lover she'd ever heard
E A
And she said that I had too much love for you
D A
And for a small five dollar cover, she'd be my long distance lover
E D A
And as long as I pay her, she'll never say we're through.
D A
- Cause I'm a 1-900 user and a telephone abuser,
E D A
Yeah, but I've got an eight-hundred dollar credit line.
D A
Yeah, and I've got you to thank dear, that the money in my bank here
E D A
Well it's goin' to that little girl out in Caroline. -
A E A
Well she said that her phone name, it was Madonna
E A
And she said that she was just like a virgin, too.
D A
Said, "I don't care about your ole virginity, just boost my masculinity
E D A
And tell me that your love, well it's so true.
D A
- Cause I'm a 1-900 user and a telephone abuser,
E D A
Yeah, but I've got an eight-hundred dollar credit line.
D A
Yeah, and I've got you to thank dear, that the money in my bank here
E D A
Well it's goin' to that little girl out in Caroline. -
D A E D A D A E D A
A E A
Baby, I'm a'doin' fine since you left me
E A
And I'm glad that you just up and let me be
D A
Yeah, and you can tell your mother, I've done found me another
E D A
And I wouldn't call even if you were toll free.
D A
- Cause I'm a 1-900 user and a telephone abuser,
E D A
Yeah, but I've got an nine-hundred dollar credit line.
D A
Yeah, and I've got you to thank dear, that the money in my bank here
E D A
Well it's goin' to that little girl out in Caroline.
E D A
Yeah it's goin' to that little girl out in Caroline.
