My (G)Buddy said his girlfriend was as (D) pretty as can (G) be
He said ©  help a brother (G) out tonight and come double date with (D) me
She’s © gotta baby sister and they’re (G) headed into © town
They’re (G) lookin for a good time and they’re (D) fun to be ar (G)ound

I said (G) what do she look like?
He (D) scratched his head and (G) stated
She was a © homecoming (G) football queen before she gradua(D)ted
We’ll © wine and dine and do em fine and (G) really double © date em
Then (G)take em back to the motel and (D) try to separa(G) teim

The (A) showed up in a pick up
They were (D) right on time
(A)His was kind of hefty
But not (D) half as big as mine

I’m runnin (EM) block
(D)Turn the lights down low
I’m running (EM)block
Don’t (D)want no one to know
That I (G)tried to drink her skinny but she’s(C) still about 21(A)5
Some (G) times you got to bow up
And (D)take one for the (G) team

She (G) cleaned her plate at dinner
Then she (D) ate whats left of (G) mine
Then she © wolfed down a big (G) cheesecake as I drank all the (D) wine
She © strolled out to the patio for an (G) after dinner ©cig
I said (G) bro you donner this time and (D) yer gonna owe me big

You know why?
“cuz my (A) brother’s havin a party
(D) thought you outta know
He’s got (A) coeds swimming naked
The (D) reason I can’t goooo