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You oughta write a book called leavin’ made easy Cause you do it so well
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Step by step instructions On how to turn Heaven into Hell
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And it would be a million seller And this critic would agree
                                        D                         A    
                      G          D A D
That if you really wanna break a heart just read leavin’ made easy

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You gave me all the standard reasons The required tears
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Grabbed your coat Picked up your suitcase And simply disappeared
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And just as easily as you made me fall
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You took this lovin’ heart and nailed it to the wall

You oughta write a book called leavin’ made easy Cause you do it so well
Step by step instructions On how to turn Heaven into Hell
And it would be a million seller And this critic would agree
That if you really wanna break a heart just read leavin’ made easy

I still hear those tires squealin’ As you made your run
You took the hardest part of leavin’ and made it look like fun
And like a harlequin romance I thought Hey we’d love on and on
But you just wrote me off I guess I read you wrong

You oughta write a book called leavin’ made easy Cause you do it so well
Step by step instructions On how to turn Heaven into Hell
And it would be a million seller And this critic would agree
That if you really wanna break a heart just read leavin’ made easy

If you really wanna break a heart just read leavin’ made easy