Drop D tuning
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Riff
Candy caught Bo in bed with the red head
Riff
She threw a fit and a fern and the "F" word at the both of them
Riff
She peppered him with BBs cause she couldn't find the 12-gauge
F G
Said Cindy Lou I know you're husband and there's gonna be hell to pay
D5 C5 B5 F G
There ain't nothing like a woman scorned
D5 C5 B5 F G
There ain't nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns
D5 C5 B5 G
The neighbors knew they were in for a war
D5 C5 B5 G
They saw a screaming half-naked waffle house waitress flying off the porch
C5 F - G D5
No one slams the door like a woman scorned
D5 C5-B5
D5 A-C5-B5
Candy came back Bo was zipping up his Levis
D5 A-C5-B5
She chased him around the kitchen he was trying to apologize
D5 C5-B5 D5 A-- C5-B5
He dialed a 9 and 1 'fore she landed that left hook
F5 F-G F-G F-G F-G
She knocked him out cold Candy's stronger than she looks
D5 C5 B5 F G
There ain't nothing like a woman scorned
D5 C5 B5 F G
There ain't nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns
D5 C5 B5 G
The neighbors knew who was winning that war
D5 C5 B5 G
They saw a half-naked bleeding husband who'd been cheating spread eagle on the porch
C5 F - G D5
No one slams the door like a woman scorned
Lead G D G A
D(Piano) C5 B5 F G
There ain't nothing like a woman scorned
D5 C5 B5 F G
There ain't nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns
D5(All in) C5 B5 G
And oh she swears all is fair in love and war
D5 C5 B5 G
Said if you wanna be a dog I'll treat you like a dog You're sleeping on the porch
C5 F - G D5
No one slams the door like a woman scorned
D5 A-C5-B5
Like a woman scorned
