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D
It took me 5 bars, some 30 license plates
I saw her mustang and my eyes filled up with rage
I brought my pistol but I ain't some kind of fool
So I walk right in barehanded
G
She was on his arm while he was playin' pool
D
Just like I used to do
A
She kissed him while I got a beer
G
She didn't think I'd show up here
D
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I watched her for a while
But I didn't like her walk
Came across kinda cheap to me but how's that my fault
She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch
Somebody tell that girl step up to the plate
I'm gonna pitch (little b**ch)
Those pretty girls can play their game
But they're damn well gonna know my name
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I started throwin things and I scared folks half to death
I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath
Didn't give a second thought of being thrown in jail
Baby to a hammer everything looks like a nail
I'm mad as hell
Those pretty girls they're all the same
But they're damn well gonna know my name
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
[Thanks to nicole for tabs]