You're Talking To the Wrong Man
By: Michael Martin Murphey and son
Key of E
E A
Hey daddy, I've got a problem
B E B
Last night I took my girlfriend for a ride
E A
And the way she touched my hand dad
B E
I got this funny feeling deep inside
A
So I leaned over and I kissed her
B E B
I put my arms around her and then
E A
Well she reached out and she slapped me
B E
She said, "You're just like all the other men"
Chorus:
C#m G#m
Son you're talking to the wrong man
A E F#m C#m B
If you wanna know what girls are all about
E A
You're talking to the wrong man
B E
Still ain't got your mama figured out
Change to key of F
F Bb
By the way son, I've got a problem
C F C
I wonder could you talk with me a while
F Bb
You see lately your mama she ignores me
C F
Hardly ever gives me a little smile
Bb
So I was thinkin' maybe you could show me
C F C
The way you younger fellas comb your hair
F Bb
Think I need to change my style son
C F
Could you show me something really cool to wear?
(chorus: Dad you're talkin'....still ain't got my girlfriend...)
Dm Am
Dad you're talking to the wrong man
Bb F Gm Dm C
If you wanna know what girls are all about
F Bb
You're talking to the wrong man
C F
Still ain't got my girlfriend figured out
F# B
So I guess we'll just go fishin'
Db F# Db
Or maybe head out to that old gold course today
F# B
When our buddies ask us about women
Db F#
I think I know exactly what we'll say
D#m Bbm
Boys you're talking to the wrong man
B F# G#m D#m Db
If you wanna know what girls are all about
F# B
You're talking to the wrong man
Db F#
Still ain't got them women figured out
Db F#
Still ain't got them women figured out
