I Only Write When I’m Stoned © 2004, Larry Mofle 1/26/2004 D Well it’s 4:20 right on the dot D A It’s time to smoke weed, it’s time to smoke pot D I reach for my lighter and my new pipe D A D Give me a 2 minutes more and I’ll be feeling all right G D A spark flies, some smoke floats, I hold it all in G D A And try not to choke on the burning within G D Bm Let it go, let it fly, won’t be long till I’m high D A D There is one truth I cannot deny Chorus: G D I only write when I’m stoned G A I find myself just right, yeah I’m in the zone G D Bm With this ganja and a light, you know my mind is blown G A D Yeah I only write when I’m stoned I know it ain’t kindbud, and it might be skunkweed But it don’t matter, they share their stash with me A few of more of those hits and I’ll be in deep s**t I won’t remember the words till I quit I got my pencil and paper to write that hit song But the next thing I know, I’m hittin’ the bong Number 1 with a bullet and that’s when I moan Cause I only write when I’m stoned Chorus