Capo 2

D
In my heaven there ain't no lawyers
D                   C      G
Don't need names on dotted lines
D
Folks do business like they oughta
D                     C          G
A good firm handshake works just fine
F       C       G      D   
We feed lawyers to the lions


In my heaven there ain't no children 
Totin' loaded guns to school
Ain't no such thing as peer pressure
Being who you are is cool
We still teach that golden rule


Chorus:
Bm    D         Bm      D  
In my heaven we hurt no one
   Bm     D          G     A
No lying, crying, or dying young
Bm       D       Bm       D
No one's lonely, no one's scared
    C         G       A           D
And anyone is welcome there in my Heaven


In my heaven I can sing like Elvis
Play guitar like B.B. King
Slide a fast ball past Hank Aaron
Hey now batter, batter swing
I can do most anything

Chorus


Bridge:
D                   
I know that's it's God's decision
D                C     G 
What my heaven's gonna be
D
I ain't tellin him his business
D                 A     D
But if he left it up to me


Then in my heaven, there's football with no referees
Then in my heaven, there's never been an injury
In my heaven, angels yodel when they sing
And in my heaven, the fish will bite most anything
In my heaven 
In my heaven
(Fade Out)