Paul Thorn - It's A Great Day ( for Me To Whoop Somebody's Ass ) (Chords)
Have you ever had one of those days.
When nothin goes right.
Your wife starts bitchen bout whatever it
was she was bitchen about last night.
So you escape into the bathroom,
Just to sit there on your thron.
But after you finish your buisness,
the toilet papers gone.
It's a great day, for me to whoop sombody's
A A E
ass. It's a bad day, so you better get off
my back You might get cold cocked, if you
cross my path. Cause its a great day, for me
to whoop somebody's ass.
I was runnin late for work so i poured me some coffee to go. But just before i had a flat tire i spilled it all over my
clothes. When the highway patrolman pulled up, I thought that help was on the way. But when he saw the tire tool in my
hand, he shot me with pepper spray.
When I finally made it to work, I was 15 minutes late. I told my boss about the flat tire but he fired me anyway. Here I
am out in the parking lot just a waitin by his corvette. I'm gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget.
(chorus) fade out with chorus
[Thanks to cole nichols for tabs]