D F G
D F G
D F G
D F G
D F G D F G
There’s a lot of bad wood underneath the veneer
D F G D F G
She’s an overnight sensation after twenty five years
D F G D F G
Sharp fast curves, power steering
D
Unroll that twenty, buy me some beer
B C
Ain’t too bad, too bad at all, pick up the phone if I ever call
Chorus 1:
D F G
Hell No, I Ain’t Happy.
D F G
Hell no I ain’t happy
D F G
Hell No I ain’t happy
There’s a purdy little girl outside the van window
Bout 80 cities down, 800 to go
Six crammed in, we ain’t never alone
Never homesick, ain’t got no home
Check my mail if you would please, Jenn, collect my things till I’m in town again
Chorus 2:
D F G
Hell No, I Ain’t Happy.
D F G
Hell no I ain’t happy
B
But I get a little closer everyday
C
Gonna be a long time till I’m back your way
Solo
I’ve seen just how much I can stand
One night in Kansas City, we thought about killing a man
Seen my number fly by on Interstate Ten
Seen the mountains of Montana at Seven AM.
And I keep it all together for the sake of the kids, got your fine-ass self on the back of my lids
D F G
Hell No, I Ain’t Happy.
D F G
Hell no I ain’t happy
D F G
Hell No I ain’t happy
D
But I ain’t too crappy
