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XXL lyrics - Keith Anderson

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Well Momma was exhausted after she had me,
took two nurses to hold me, and one nurse to slap me.
Doctor turned to momma and he shook his head,
wiped the sweat off his brow, and then he said ,
"This boys way off the charts, as far as I can tell,
ooo brrrr momma he's a double X L!"

By the second grade I was 5' 2"!
Fifth grade I was wearing a size 12 shoe!
Eighth grade I was shopping at the, Big and Tall,
and the coaches had me playing High School football.
Uncle Roy said "Boy you'll make the NFL!
ooo brrrrr son, you're a double XL!"

Double XL, Double XL!
Dont call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell.
Double XL Double XL!
Im a lean, mean, love machine that likes to be held,
ooo brrrrr baby Im a double XL!

Here we go!

Country cuties in Texas,
string bikinis in Florida,
Barbie Dolls driving Lexus, out in California.
A skinny little pretty boy aint what they wanna hold,
they want a real man with meat on his bones!
I'll yank their Yankees, ring their Southern Bells,
they say "ooo brrrr we love a double XL!"

Well double XL, double XL
Dont call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell!
Double XL, double XL!
Im a lean mean love machine that likes to be held,
ooo brrrr baby Im a double XL!

Double XL solo!

Well double XL, double XL
Dont call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell!
Double XL, double XL!
Im a lean mean love machine that likes to be held,
ooo brrrr baby Im a double XL!
Well if you have any doubts
come see for yourself,
why all the girls love a double XL
ooo brrrrr yeah Im a double XL!

YEAAAH!

Oh ohhh!

Triple XL too!

[Thanks to country_chick60@earthlink.net for lyrics]


[Thanks to Cody for corrections]




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