The Ballad of Frank & Billy Buck - The Local Honeys Lyrics
The Ballad of Frank & Billy Buck
The old man drank beer nearly every single day
That's how he chose to spend his hard-earned pension pay
Frank Blakey was his God-given name
But he died just giving some folks a ride
And old Frank had a dog going with him in his truck
He was just an old mutt, but he called him Billy Buck
A better dog, you'd be hard pressed to find
But he died just being Franky's pup
A couple of kids holding out their thumbs
The girl in the store let 'em use the phone
But it looked like they were on their own
[Chorus]
They said, "Can we have a ride just over the mountainside?
Oh, can we go with you just down the road a ways?"
Well, Frank said, "I just filled up, hop in this pickup truck
Don't mind the dog, that's just old Billy Buck"
[Verse 2]
"Will you hand me a beer, dear, if you please?
Well, you know that's what I use on Buck for fleas
And the ticks been awful bad this year
Wouldn't want my friend to get Lyme disease
I cut this wood three days ago
Oh man, I hate the, job but it beats a hole
Now say, my friends, where do you live?
If you're in a spot, I have enough to give"
[Chorus]
They said, "Can we have a ride just over the mountainside?
Oh, can we go with you just down the road a ways"
Well, Frank said, "I just filled up, hop in this pickup truck
But don't mind the dog, that's just old Billy Buck"
[Verse 3]
Well, the kids sat around and let Frank do the talkin'
Well, they wondered now if they would've been better off walkin'
He was b**chin' 'bout some old girlfriend
But they decided it was Franky's time to end
They came to a wide spot there in the road
And with the swing of a wide old club, they knocked him cold
Frank Blakeley's blood was on the side of his truck
All he could say was, "What about old Buck?"
[Chorus]
They were looking for a ride just over the mountainside
So Frank just took 'em right down the road a ways
And Frank slid in the mud and so his pickup truck
And they even got ahold of Billy Buck
[Outro]
All Frank ever had was a truck and Billy Buck