Mr. Policeman - Brad Paisley Lyrics
Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can
Hey, hey, Mr. Policeman
I got a '75 Firebird Trans Am
With a 455 up under the hood
Wake up behind them ol' Ray Bans
Catch me if you can
Go turn on your blue lights
So pretty
You know you want to I just flew by
I can see you peelin' out
How's my dust taste to your mouth
Come on Smokey it's time to race
Let's have us a high speed chase
Well, hey, hey, Mr. Policeman
Chopper in the sky
And a couple of S.W.A.T vans
That's no fair now, blocking the road
Where am I supposed to go
Time to use my backup plan
Catch me if you can
Hey, hey, Mr. Policeman
I bet i can run faster than you can
With your big pot belly and your cowboy boots
A hundred bucks says you won't shoot
I know these woods like the back of my hand
Catch me if you can
Go turn on your spotlight
So shiny
I got runnin' shoes and I'm younger than you
And I got all night
There's no way you're keepin' up with me
So go on back to Krispy Kreme
If you wanna quit I understand
Catch me if you can
Hey, hey, Mr. Policeman
I said, Hey, hey Mr. Policeman
I'm in the jailhouse now
I'm in the jailhouse now
They've told me once or twice
Son respect my authoritie
I'm in the jailhouse now
[Thanks to Carolyn D. for lyrics]
[Thanks to Meg, Cara, Melissa, Mary, Amelia K. for corrections]