I shot the pastor in the pasteur,
I put a buckshot in his spine,
Cause the pastor, he was after
That darlinâ€™ daughter of mine.
Helen loves her Jesus,
She would not hesitate to heed his call,
But when that preacher man looks at my Helen,
Preachinâ€™ ainâ€™t on his mind at all.
Sunday school ends at eleven,
And the sermon, it ends at noon,
Around 1 p.m., I found that preacher man
Getting way too comfortable in Helenâ€™s room.
Amazing grace, how sweet the sound,
When it comes from a heart that is true,
You come messinâ€™ round with my Helen boys,
Godâ€™s amazing grace will not save you.
Repeat Chorus x2
[Thanks to Joshua Panda for lyrics]