Large Farm Animals - Joanna Smith Lyrics

Large Farm Animals

Well you're big and you're tall and you're strong and you're full of yourself
You're rough and your hands on my shoulders, like you know me well
Well I'm warning you cowboy, I may be small, but I ain't afraid, to jump up on that barstool, and sock you across your
drunken face

I was raised up in the barnyard
And I know bull when I hear it
I've been face to face with ten times your weight, no sir I don't fear it
Save your bravado for some Hollywood bimbo
'Cuz I know how to handle large farm animals
Now give me your keys, I'm gonna call a cab, to come and take you home.
And if I see you here later on tonight, it better be sober, with a clean shirt on
Lose those four letter words, and treat me like a lady
Don't think I won't call your mama, and tell her you been acting shady

I was raised up in the barnyard
And I know bull when I hear it
I've been face to face with ten times your weight, no sir I don't fear it
Save your bravado for some Hollywood bimbo
'Cuz I know how to handle large farm animals

Don't even think about buckin' up to me
'Cuz I know right where to kick you, to drop you to your knees

I was raised up in the barnyard
And I know bull when I hear it
I've been face to face with ten times your weight, no sir I don't fear it
Save your bravado for some Hollywood bimbo
'Cuz I know how to handle large farm animals
yeah I know how to handle, large farm animals

[Thanks to Shannon for lyrics]