Ain't Love Strange - Paul Thorn Lyrics
Ain't Love Strange
They all know my name
I can't get a woman
So I sit beside the stage
I think Helen really likes me
As she wiggles in my face
Takes my Forty dollars
And turns and walks away
They Honeymoon a week or two
Until the thrill is gone
Now down the street those newlyweds
Been fighting all night long
Thru a hail of flying dishes
The Police finally came
They hauled them off in separate cars
With Cuff 'ems & chains
Ain't Love Strange
Ain't Love S-T-R-A-N-G-E
Ain't Love Strange
Ain't Love S-T-R-A-N-G-E
Ain't Love Strange
Two Gay Nympho Quakers
On the Jerry Springer Show
Came strutting out in lingerie
To let the family know
Their Daddy lost his temper
When they walked out on the stage
Their Momma said I love my sons
No matter how they've changed
Ain't Love Strange
Two roosters in the barnyard
And just one little hen
They jockey for position
By the Cockadoodle Inn
They flap their wings and strut around
Sometimes they fight all day
Those fresh eggs ain't the only thing
That's needin' to get laid
Ain't Love Strange
Ain't Love S-T-R-A-N-G-E
Ain't Love Strange
Ain't Love S-T-R-A-N-G-E
Ain't Love Strange
Ain't Love Strange
Ain't Love S-T-R-A-N-G-E
Ain't Love Strange
Ain't Love S-T-R-A-N-G-E
Ain't Love Strange
[Thanks to Rick Roberts for lyrics]