Capo on fifth!
C
If you save yourself for marriage
You're a bore
Am
If you don't save yourself for marriage
You're a whore-able person
F
If you won't have a drink
Then you're a prude
Dm
But they'll call you a drunk
G
As soon as you down the first one
C
If you can't lose the weight
Then you're just fat
Am
But if you lose too much
Then you're on crack
F
You're damned if you do
And you're damned if you don't
Dm
So you might as well just do
G
Whatever you want
So
C
Make lots of noise
Am
And kiss lots of boys
C
Or kiss lots of girls
F G
If that's something you're into
C
When the straight and narrow
Am
Gets a little too straight
F
Roll up a joint, or don't
C
Just follow your arrow
G C
Wherever it points, yeah
Am C
Follow your arrow
G C
Wherever it points
Yeah
C
If you don't go to church
You'll go to hell
Am
If you're the first one
On the front row
You're self-righteous
Son of a-
F
Can't win for losing
You just disappoint 'em
Dm
Just 'cause you can't beat 'em
G
Don't mean you should join 'em
C
Make lots of noise
Am
And kiss lots of boys
C
Or kiss lots of girls
F G
If that's something you're into
C
When the straight and narrow
Am
Gets a little too straight
F
Roll up a joint, or don't
C
Just follow your arrow
G C
Wherever it points, yeah
Am C
Follow your arrow
G C
Wherever it points
C
Say what you feel
Love who love
Am
'Cause you just get
so many trips around the sun
F
Yeah, you only
C
Only live once
C
Make lots of noise
Am
And kiss lots of boys
C
Or kiss lots of girls
F G
If that's what you're into
C
When the straight and narrow
Am
Gets a little too straight
F
Roll up a joint, or don't
C
Just follow your arrow
G C
Wherever it points, yeah
Am C
Follow your arrow
G C
Wherever it points