Ver 1:
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Leave your guns out in your truck Come on in and sit down and buck up to the
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bar and help us sing along We dont shoot no guns in this honky tonk
G
Buy the guitar band a beer this place aint no place for a Queer we
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dont play that sh*t around here, hell we just dont no sir we
C G
like boy/girl sex in this honky tonk
CHORUS:
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and in this honky tonk we got us a juke box in the back
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we got every beer you can think of here and every liquor from jim to
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Jack. And You can smoke a joint in the bathroom hell just be sure you dont get
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Caught cause we dont pay no bail in this honky tonk
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Ver 2:
And girls feel free to lift up your shirt an get on em tables and dance til it
hurts and I wished you'd hike up a mini-skirt if youre wearin a thong cause i
dont see no cops in this honky tonk
CHORUS 2:
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and in this honky tonk we got us a juke box in the back
A D (strum once) N/C
we got every beer you can think of here and every liquor from jim to
C G
Jack. And You can smoke a bong in the bathroom hell just be sure you dont get
C D Caad9 G
Caught cause we dont pay no bail in this honky tonk
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No we dont pay no bail in this honky tonk
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No we dont pay no bail
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We just let you rest in jail
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So you can come back and raise more hell in this honky tonk
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[Thanks to Kevin Collins for tabs]