Capo II 
 
INTRO: C  Csus2  F  C   (4x) 
 
C 
Sittin' on the sofa just watchin' TV 
Flippin' thru the channels and what do I see 
   Csus2 
A swimsuit model on the Cozumel sand 
    C 
And some lucky guy with a towel in his hand 
F 
Holdin' it up as she changes her suit 
        G7/                                    C   N/C 
Gettin' all the best shots at the photo shoot 
 
 
CHORUS: 
                     F                        C 
How do you get that job, that's what I wanna know 
                     G                            C 
Wherever he went to school, that's where I wanna go 
Csus2             F                            C      C G7 Am 
Holdin' up that towel, he's got it all figured out, yessireebob 
                  C                       G7                       C 
How hard could it be, that's the life for me, how do you get that job 
 
 
Well there's doctors and lawyers with Ph.D's 
Who spend half their lives just to get their degrees 
There's pro balls players we can all name 
Who spend every wakin' hour tryin' to master their game 
Then there's the guy with no talent by the girl with no clothes 
On the beach by the ocean in Mexico 
 
CHORUS 
 
SOLO 
 
Spoken over SOLO: 
--So Jack, you gotta tell me, what do you talk about when they're changin'? 
<"Jack>--Oh, the usual Blaine...quantam physics, foreign policy... 
--Yeah, that's great; you ever sneak a look over the towel? 
<"Jack>--You want the truth Blaine?   You can't handle the truth. 
 
CHORUS      
 
C G7 Am 
 
Am                      C           G7 
Hey that's the life for me, yessireebob 
                       C  
How do you get that job 

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