INTRO: C Csus2 F C (4x)
Sittin' on the sofa just watchin' TV
Flippin' thru the channels and what do I see
A swimsuit model on the Cozumel sand
And some lucky guy with a towel in his hand
Holdin' it up as she changes her suit
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Gettin' all the best shots at the photo shoot
How do you get that job, that's what I wanna know
Wherever he went to school, that's where I wanna go
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Holdin' up that towel, he's got it all figured out, yessireebob
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How hard could it be, that's the life for me, how do you get that job
Well there's doctors and lawyers with Ph.D's
Who spend half their lives just to get their degrees
There's pro balls players we can all name
Who spend every wakin' hour tryin' to master their game
Then there's the guy with no talent by the girl with no clothes
On the beach by the ocean in Mexico
Spoken over SOLO:
--So Jack, you gotta tell me, what do you talk about when they're changin'?
<"Jack>--Oh, the usual Blaine...quantam physics, foreign policy...
--Yeah, that's great; you ever sneak a look over the towel?
<"Jack>--You want the truth Blaine? You can't handle the truth.
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Am C G7
Hey that's the life for me, yessireebob
How do you get that job
[Thanks to Max for tabs]